Sex Toy Review - SackJack

One of the first things look for in a masturbation sleeve is whether or not a male's penis can go from flaccid to erect in it. For one the main pleasures of penile masturbation for a male should be that it lessens the pressure on him to be erect. Therefore, a masturbation sleeve should do the same thing. So if the material the masturbation sleeve is made out of is too hard to allow me to see early on the ability for a male to grow in it, then I quickly lose interest in anything else it has to offer, like texture. Luckily, that is not the case with the SackJack by Oxballs.

It's made a soft TPR that lets you start out flaccid, and grow to a full erection while inside it.

For that growth to happen, you need the proper lubrication for your cock's friction with the toy. My day job recommends a water-based lube. However, the packaging of the SackJack also recommends silicone lube as a possible lube choice, which I have to agree with since it makes a slicker glide. These lube suggestions are for the shaft part of the toy, not the part for your balls. If you feel the need to use lube for the part to place your balls, use a water-based lube, because silicone can get too slippery and make your balls slip out while stroking the shaft. Oil-based lubes are not recommended at all.

The SackJack is not as cumbersome as the popular Fleshlight/Fleshjack or my beloved Tenga Flip Hole. It just feels like you put on a textured second skin of your dick and balls with the texturing being for your pleasure, and no one else's. While the balls of the toy don't have texture, they do have a small hole in each ball. These can be used for drainage in watersports play, passageways for currents in electro-play, or the most simple that I've used them for, suction to your ball sack.

For awhile, many have commented on my Nude Dude Review videos that they would like to see a video of me actually using the toy that I've stripped down for. Well, your wish is finally granted. For the video below is not a Nude Dude Review video. It's an X-rated video of me playing with the SackJack. Displaying all of the aforementioned points. Such as my cock going from flaccid to erect while in the toy, using silicone lube for lubrication, and squeezing the balls for suction.

So is it a spoiler alert that the dick-slapping gif is from the end of the video? ENJOY.

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Video Review - "XConfessions, Vol. 2"

One of the perks of working in Shipping/Receiving at The Pleasure Chest is seeing all of the new stock as it comes in. So imagine how pleased I was to open a shipment, and find DVDs from Erika Lust.

I first learned of Erika Lust by way of stumbling upon videos from her LustCinema channel on PornHub. Which is why as of right now, I own 3 of Erika Lust's DVDs. Hence why the DVD I'm reviewing the most recent that I own, "XConfessions, Vol. 2".

Before I go any further, let me warn some of you that the with the exception of one 1 guy-2 girl 3-way, the short films from XConfessions.com featured on "XConfessions, Vol. 2" are of straight sex. So why am I reviewing this DVD when I'm sure I have a mostly gay male readership? It's because straight, gay, or bi, I love, LOVE, LOVE, ♥♥LOVE♥♥ to play voyeur to sex. Especially when it includes seeing the male body in action. So as far as my gay male readers go, this review is for those of you who feel the same.

Most porn directors, especially male, shoot porn in a way that inconveniences the actors with the positions that they are put in. One reason I have become a fan of Erika Lust is because she shoots porn in a way very similar to how Ben Marksman did when he directed me  in "All Out Assault", by shooting around the action. You don't feel like the people in the scene are putting on a show for you because you paid for it - a method of shooting that caters to (an often male-driven) financial power dynamic. Instead, Erika's film direction allows you to feel a good kind of naughty yourself by catering to our human nature of playing "the silent voyeur".

You get to play the invisible spy or voyeur on these couples' (and in one case, threesome's) stories. It's like you're following each of them to the build up, then the passionate fucks the that build-up has led to.

Since most porn for decades has focused more on finding fit, gorgeous women, with their only concern about the male be that he has a big dick (and little about his looks and physique), in regards to attractiveness of the cast, let me make the males my primary attractiveness factor.

With that said, running from pale to caramel brown skin, the men in these short films

(Maximilian Gamberro, Joel Tomas, Franck Franco,

Kristopher Kodjoe, Geri del Bello, and Luke Hotrod)
are all GORGEOUS. 

Whether or not these guys fit the usual porn credo of having big dicks, since I'm not a size queen, it's something I never concerned myself with while watching the scenes. All I wanted to see was A DICK going into these beautiful women. With the exception of a hot oral scene featuring Kristopher Kodjoe (who has a full-on sex scene as well), that wish was granted.

Two (2) things that I look for in any porn that I watch now is 1)the respecting of partners, and 2)chemistry. For I have always been about exhibitionism in the porn I watch, not prostitution. However, seeing a lack of respect (especially for the one penetrated), and prostitution grow more and more in the porn industry is what fueled my exit from it, and unfortunately, still justifies my exit today. Luckily, that was not present in any of the scenes of this DVD. All of the couples seemed truly into each other. They all appeared to want to be there for the pleasure of fucking, with a side order of exhibitionism with money as a fringe benefit, not a necessity.

And in the case of Joel & Alexa Tomas, they're chemistry was evident in all 3 of their scenes. Mainly, because they are a real-life couple.

I personally like my sexual views challenged. So of all the fetishes (ex: feet, 3-ways, spanking) entertained in these scenes, I think the one that some might find the most challenging is the cross-dressing featured in "Dude Looks Like A Lady" with Geri del Bello.

 

It's a story in which a lady cross-dresses her man. She helps her man in putting on everything from a wig, lingerie, and make-up. We see from the start that the guy is very handsome. So much like the pegging scene from the 1st XConfessions DVD, his transformation challenges your views of masculinity during sex because the sex starts off with him totally dressed like a woman. Now, do we ever get to see that obvious male face again? THAT is what I'll leave you to learn the answer to when you buy the DVD.

With all of the negative things I have said about the porn industry (on this blog and social media) since I officially retired from it in September 2009, as well as my interviews with sites like AntiPornography.org, my being a fan of Erika Lust's work might come off as not only a shock. But also as a word I have much disdain at being called ---hypocritical. However, if you research the details I have reminded you about my feelings towards the industry, and compare them to this review, I do believe that you shouldn't find me to be a hypocrite.

I thought this category of my blog would never be revisited. Especially considering how the last time I posted a video review was in May 2010. So thanks to Erika Lust for creating erotica to motivate me to write for this category of my blog again. Now, part of the synopsis for this DVD reads as follows:

Regardless of your tastes, gender, sexual preference, or whether you're single or in a couple … you will never look at porn the same way after seeing Erika Lust's new erotic production!

And since Erika Lust makes good on that promise, I score "XConfessions, Vol. 2" with a 4.25 out of 5 cum loads.

Video Review: Mixxxed Nuts, Vol. 2

For the 1st time ever, I went to the club, Escuelita here in NYC. Part of the reason I went was to meet up with a vacationing Parisian couple I met the night before in the East Village. And before you ask, no sex happened that night or this one. Anyway, it turned out being a night that the guys from FlavaWorks were appearing there. So when I saw Phil from FlavaWorks, part of my greeting was getting a copy of their new release, "Mixxxed Nuts, Vol. 2: Taste The Crunch".

While I'll get into great detail about the bad, the good of this movie is DAMN GOOD. To be honest, the sex was so good that with the exception of one scene, I couldn't get through an entire scene of "Mixxxed Nuts, Vol. 2" without busting a nut of my own. All the players were so HOT that the reason I shot my load before the end of the scene was because I couldn't decide who I wanted to be, the top or the bottom. For example, while watching Scene 1, one minute I wanted to be Mr. Saukei fucking the holy hell out of Cody Kyler's hole that I make his ass jiggle, but within that same minute, I wanted to be in Cody Kyler's place having my ass jiggling like jelly because of Mr. Saukei's acrobatic hard pounding. Then the next minute, I was wishing I was Tyson hitting Mr. Saukei's juicy ass from the back. So it was a good thing that while I was reviewing, I'm in good enough shape to easily go another round of beating my meat.

The beauty of reviewing porn is if you like something, you don't need to go that into that much detail as to why you like it. However, if there's something you don't like, you need to be thorough, because maybe you could say something to make what you found wrong not happen again. Especially, if you get enough people to back up your findings.

Such as for starters, some of the cumshots made me glad that I shot my load before the end of the scene. For some of the performers aren't cum-pigs. They were times when I saw performers dreading that load in their face, and it bugged me. Maybe because when I'm in that position, I look at a dick like I'm looking down the barrel of a gun that you actually want to see go off in your face. But since some of the performers are not such cum-pigs, they shouldn't be put in that position. Therefore, if an actor is not such a cum-pig, then he should be take a cumshot to the body, or on the ass, but not the face. You see, as a past performer, I'm all about the performers showing a love for every second of what they do.

This brings me to the one scene that I spoke of in the earlier paragraph that did nothing for me. That scene being Scene 4 between Justin Tyler and Markell. Both guys started out as good-looking, but as the dialogue began with them playing the all too common roles of the nasty-talking Black brute fucking the White bottom with low enough self-esteem to allow himself to be verbally belittled, those good looks faded fast for me. And I believe that because one or both performers weren't comfortable playing those roles, the scene lacked chemistry. Lacking chemistry where Justin Tyler seemed to just go through the motions and actually uninterested, therefore glad when it was over. And that made me feel the exact same way about that scene....glad it was over. Maybe some can look at that scene as "Mixxxed Nuts, Vol. 2" having something for everyone. But the "Black brute/White submissive bottom" scenario is so overdone that it ca. Besides, it has never been repeatedly sexy except to the emotionally depraved anyway.

I did not see the 1st  "Mixxxed Nuts", but the trailer for me gave one promise that made it more appealling to me than an overwhelming number of interracial videos out here today by its promise of "Black on White and White on Black". For this, I think "Mixxxed Nuts, Vol 1" would have earned a higher rating than what I will end up giving Vol. 2.

In watching the trailer for Vol.2, I got concerned. WHERE'S THE WHITE ON BLACK?! I was disappointed to see no White guys topping Black guys. Even the Parisians I was with were bothered by this.

I was hoping that once I saw the movie in its entirety that I would see a White guy topping a Black guy. You saw brief moments of Black on Black and White on White, but no such luck with seeing a White top/Black bottom. And for that, "Mixxxed Nuts, Vol. 2" score get a bit lower for me, because this is how it didn't have something for everyone wanting to see interracial porn. Those of us who have bettered themselves from the believed sexual roles of Black and Whites in gay sex were left out here.

I wonder, was the decision to not have any Whites topping Blacks in Vol. 2 based on a supposed outcry from viewers of Vol. 1? If so, in addition to the advice that I gave an anonymous porn producer who commented on a past post of mine about how porn directors need to get to a sex party to see what draws a crowd, and how White guys topping Black guys is one of them, I have this advice for FlavaWorks:

If you're listening to these people who complain about seeing Whites guys top Blacks guys, then you are listening to the babbling of fuckin' idiots who are a lot less powerful than they make you believe as to how much they contribute to the profit you'll make. That's why they do such loud whining...to over-compensate. You guys are artists, so go with your gut.
And FlavaWorks' intial gut reaction was to live up to the title "Mixxxed Nuts" with sweet White holes making nut from Black poles, and sweet Black holes making nut from White poles, because....THAT'S WHEN IT'S MIXXXED NUTS. And I believe that should be the selling point of the entire series. They did it with Vol. 1, but not with Vol. 2. I hope they'll take my advice here and do so should they make a Vol. 3.

And FlavaWorks, if you use that rhyme about the "holes and poles", I want a marketing job.

In my last video review, I hadn't come up with a definite system or unit of measure yet to show my feelings for the quality of a movie. I think I've now decided on both now. The unit of measure will be "cum-loads", and my system will be that I'll take the number of scenes, and rate the movie based on how many of those scenes you are getting you're money worth on.

With that system in place, "Mixxxed Nuts, Vol. 2" has 5 scenes, so the highest number of cum-loads is 5. Scene 4 caused me to bust no nut AT ALL, that's -1 cum-load.
For the looks of dreading the facial cumshot, that's - .25
Now, considering how strongly I feel about the lack of White tops/Black bottom combos, I could easily give "Mixxxed Nuts, Vol. 2" another -1 cum-load. BUT I will admit that it made up for it with the groupings in the other 4 scenes making for some PRETTY FUCKIN' HOT SEX. So for that, I'll say -.5

So with all that I pointed out as wrong, the good in this movie earned it 3.25 out of 5 cum-loads. That's not bad. I believe I gave some good advice, and I hope it is taken to heart, as it will definitely bring up my rating should there be a "Mixxxed Nuts, Vol. 3".

Video Review: Bi Now, Gay Later

Last week, I went to a porn shop and saw a DVD with one of my favorite pornstars on the cover - Denis Reed, whose post I wrote about him is still getting a load of hits so long after it's original date. The name of the DVD was "Bi Now, Gay Later".

It's been so long since I bought a DVD that I didn't know how to react. And it was a bisexual porn, so I could get off on seeing Denis doing both a guy and a girl, and unlike most of the stuff he's done for the Eromaxx websites, it's not an orgy so there's more time to focus on him. I picked up the DVD, and looked on the backcover to find out that he was in not just 1, not 2, but 3 out of the 5 scenes on the DVD. Good thing I was wearing my long trenchcoat in this NY winter weather, or else everyone would have saw the hard-on growing in my pants from seeing the screenshots on the cover.

I also saw that the cast also included some other hotties I've come to know. Such as David White, who has an amazing ass, and is another model that I downloaded from VirtuaGuyHD.com, which is where I discovered the Peter Twins. The cast also features a scene with Oliver Strelly, who I've gotten off on in quite a few straight porn flicks.

Feeling this was going to be a HOT skin-flick, I still left it alone. But the thought stayed in my mind all week long, so the other night, I went back to that store, and pick it up. Now, I had to find out if it was a good thing I did, because it turned out being the last copy on the shelf.

Knowing I was going to see so many hot guys fucking other guys and girls, I couldn't wait to put this movie on when I got home.

I went out that night, so I knew I would look at the entire thing in one sitting. But I had to view and bust a nut to at least one scene before going to bed, or else I knew I wouldn't be able to sleep. So I chose the scene that drove me to buy the movie the most - Denis Reed fucking David White and Sabrina.

It turns out that this was the last scene, and as far as I'm concerned, they saved the best for last. Each scene Denis Reed fucks in makes the movie for me, but Scene 5 is where he gets the most sweaty. And there is nothing I like more when I seeing people fuck than to see a top drenched in sweat, and passing that drench onto his partner(s). I was glad to finally see David White have sex, as I've only been able to imagine him doing so when I watch him pop-up and do a dance routine on my desktop from my VirtuaGuyHD program showing off that ever-so-fuckable and squeezable ass. I would have loved to see him and Denis tag-team Sabrina, so I could get a look at his nice uncut cock sliding in and out of a hole. Here, he is a bottom for Denis Reed, but that's a personal disappointment. Outside of that, this scene was in a word - perfection.

I next ventured to Scene 2 to see Oliver Strelly fuck some male ass, as I've always imagined him fucking mine when I see him in straight porn. This scene would have been perfect as well, but I HATE to see women with strap-on dildoes. Especially in a bisexual porno, because if a guy wants to suck a dick or have his ass fucked, there's a guy with a hard cock standing right there with the natural equipment to give that guy what he wants. Seeing a woman with a strap-on comes off as her having penis envy, and that plus the man accomodating that envy is a turn-off for me. So for the sake of my giving this scene any kind of high rating, the scene was saved by Oliver Strelly's intense pounding of Max Bozman's ass and Jess's pussy, and them responding accordingly. So I still had an intense orgasm jerking off to watching this scene. Not as intense as any of Denis Reed's scenes, but still intense.

The reason for that last sentence is because Scene 4 is another scene where I only wanted to fuck the bottom because of his plump ass. His enthusiasm however was too pretend in my opinion, and that's probably because the top (unlike Denis Reed and Oliver Strelly) fucked with no passion. And that passion usually drives the passion of the top's sex partner(s), which thereby makes the scene. So the chemistry between all of the actors in Scene 4 was not there to the point that the way I came was not by watching this scene, but by going back to the end of the scene I started from - Scene 5.

Few movies are so good that you want to have sex with practically the entire cast. For that reason, this movie is now one of my favorites, because I wanted to take in Denis Reed's raw uncut cock in each scene he was featured in, along with that of Oliver Strelly, and with the exception of Scenes 2 and 4, I wanted to fuck the women's pussies with their pussy juice raining on my dick and have my cock engulfed in the warmth of being inside each guy's ass. Also, the stacking of the woman and guy getting fucked in each scene was a big plus in my book.

5 loads of cum in less than 10 hours! It would have been much less than 10 hours if I didn't need to get a few hours sleep after watching Scene 5 immediately after returning home. So I guess you're wondering how do I rate this movie.

If I was to start regularly doing porno reviews, I think I would use a 5-star rating since I've always liked the number 5, and also the 1st movie I'm reviewing has 5 scenes. So basing my rating on the intensity of the orgasm I got from watching each scene, if it wasn't for Scene 2's display of penis envy and Scene 4 making me need help from another scene to make me cum , my rating would be higher - but I'll close by rating "Bi Now, Gay Later" ----- 3.8 out of 5 stars.